The Surly Review, Bunnys Sports Bar, St. Louis Park, MN: A few months into the second year of blissful matrimony the Beer Nag looks at me and says, “We need a thing.”
BS: “A thing?” I said.
BN: “Yeah, you know our thing, something we do together.”
BS: “We Travel.’ I patiently explain.
BN: “Yes, but we need a thing when we are home.” BN said.
BS: “That is where we plan our trips.”
Seems so obvious to me. Should have been simple, right? Nope. So I find myself at Arthur Murray Dance Studio. Guess what our “thing” is. This is not all bad. For one thing, the thing that is to be our thing involves physical contact with the BeerNag and that ain’t all bad. I also find out as BN and Kathryn (our lovely dance instructor) exchange lines from Dirty Dancing: Turns out the man is in charge on the dance floor! I like being in charge. I decide to find out if Kathryn really knows her movie. “OK Kathryn, in the scene where Robbie the waiter held up a book and says , ‘some people don’t count’, what book is he holding?” not a blink “The Fountainhead” she answers. I tell the BeerNag we can stay.
Afterward I explain to BN that she looks thirsty and I just happen to know a bar a few blocks down. The expression on BN’s face is resignation if not agreeement. Bunnys is a great sportsbar and has been aroud like 80 years. It has about a dozen screens, there is music, but one has to strain to hear it so the BN won’t be distracted as I regale her with brilliant storys. We get some cheesy bread to stave off BN’s impending anorexia and I order a Surly. The surley has a nice bite, but a slightly annoying after taste. It is a beer I want to drink slowly which is good ‘cuz I have to drive home. Of course I have another just to confirm the after taste. I was right, too bad! The BeerNag enjoyed the dancing. Of course, she got to follow me. I like being in charge. I think Tuesdays at Arthur Murray’s followed by Bunny’s is a thing we can agree on.
Rum-bellina (BeerNag) says: Wow, I feel like I’m being set up to have to agree with you… humm… am I on a plane in Australlia? (you’ll have to tell story later) Yes, I did say “we need a thing” and Yes, we are learning to dance or as my cousin Dean calls it “Hugging while slowly moving across the floor.” Which brings me to Dirty Dancing. Remember the part where Baby says, “This is my dance space”? Imaging me making the arch with my arms, pointing and saying that… Oh, and I totally look like Baby (not). That is how the Dirty Dancing conversation started… in charge or not BS, stay out of my dance space! 🙂 Kathryn is amazing… she puts up with a lot and we’ve actually started to do something that others might mistake as dancing! She really did know it was the Fountainhead, then she mentioned “We the Living”, you know how in cartoons, when they show love, the character’s eyes bulge out with hearts as pupils? That was BeerStar! Good thing they had that “No fraternization” sign hanging up or he’d been a gonner! (rolling eyes) — Using LiquidGranola Speak, Kathryn is a total CornHusker. Hey Kathryn, don’t make us do extra “dance laps”… that’s a compliment 🙂 🙂
Bunnys is great, we almost wear off enough calories dancing to compensate for the cheeze bread, then again it is sweater weather in MN so we really don’t care. Although, we’ll have to cut back on the cheezy bread before our next trip. You know the one that we’re spending hours and hours of “together time”, every night, dilligently planning, with the globe and Rand McNally mileage calculator… sharpen those pencils! What are those loving words of inspiration you say about trip planning, “just tell me when to show up”?
BeerStar says: (response)